ThreeStrikesandOut

So let us see what’s in the news today…The Tampa Bay Rays are in first place, and it’s not opening day.  That fact, is a harbinger that Death, Pestilence, War, and Famine will be coming to a town near you for a one-time, final performance of the End of the World.  Be ready.

In other news, the Yankees are in last place.  This comes as no shock to any of us over-demanding Yankees fans, who have gotten used to seeing this team among the cellar-dwellers in April and May.  This team is like Bea Arthur on a treadmill.  It takes a little while to get their old ass up on it, but eventually it gets going.  In honor of the ineptitude of the Yankees performance in recent weeks, your Site of the Night is an article by John Heyman at SI.com, talking about; of course, Hank’s disappointment with the team, as well as the possibility that a Yankees version of Family Feud is going to erupt before the season is finished.

Until next time, remember:

Supergirl is hot.

And she has an oral fixation.  Look at how happy she is to be holding that sucker.  Watch how she holds it, carressing it between her soft, smooth fingers, smiling widely before she takes it to her lips and…

I have to go now.

Yeah, she’s hot.

And yeah, she would rip your head off, show it to her girlfriends, and then giggle that she thought it would be bigger. Your head that is.

And even though it’s kind of tough to take someone who fought as Crush on “American Gladiators” seriously as a fighter; Gina Carano holds a 5-0 record since debuting in June 2006 and will take on Kaitlin Young at CBS’s Elite XC card on May 31.

I respect the hell out of a woman who could kill me with her looks or her bare hands.

Slow sports day today, so I took it off from posting, sue me. More than likely I’ll be back tomorrow. Site of the Night was easy, because there are topless pics of Megan Fox on The Superficial, and I highly recommend that men go there to drool and that women go there to hate. Most pics are very NSFW.  Damn, if they make a live action Snow White movie I’d cast her as Snow White in a second.  And then I’d cast myself of course in the role of Happy Dwarf, who in my version would snap off, kill all the other dwarfs and then take Snow White for his own.  I would then be pursued by a gangster-pimp named Prince Charming who would try to steal my ho…princess back from me to use in his evil flesh-trade.  But I would whoop much ass with my broadsword and AK, because we all know that in the end; there can be only one, and Mario’s princess is indeed in this castle.

Directed of course, by Quentin Tarantino.

Soundtrack by the RZA.

Now that TSAO fans, is what I call going on a tangent.  I bet you thought that this site was about sports.

Until next time, remember:

We are the champions.

My friend.

And we’ll keep on fighting till the end.

Yeah.

Well it’s Mother’s Day, and that sends me back to that humble time as a child when my loving mother asked me that immortal question, “what are you going to do with your life son?”, a question to which I took great care and deep thought before answering, “nothing”.  So in memory of that great moment, today is the day that I thank mom for helping me to live the dream, as I come up with new and exciting ways to continue to  be the biggest nothing on the Internet.

Enough with the sentimentality and on to your Site of the Night, which is Holy Taco.  The post?  A thirteen-year old goes on a spending spree with his dad’s credit card and does what any other teenage male would do: he spends it on hookers and video games.

Until next time, I’ll be doing what every guy should be doing on Mother’s Day.

Trolling for depressed, single MILFs.  What can I say?  I’m a sucker for tradition.

I’m out folks.  I may or may not take a much needed day off tomorrow, but don’t worry; if I do I’m sure the sun will still come up.  Anyways, your Site of the Night is Imaginary Diamond, because hey, a site called threestrikesandout should really give baseball more love than what I do.  They do a great job over at ID, so check them out and enjoy.

Until next time,

I’ll be hanging with the girl next door:

Momma.