Good thing they’ve never been in my bedroom at 3 am. Wakawakawaka, I’ll be playing at the Comedy Barn the next three nights, bring the kids leave the wife.
Anyways, Maria Sharapova got booted from the French Open, and was then booed from the court, apparently because the fans didn’t appreciate the fact that her “grunting and breathing” got louder as the game went on:
her departure from the French Open was filled with sound and fury: her stroke-accompanying shrieks, her self-loathing shouts between points and the spectators’ hearty boos and high-pitched whistles that ushered the No. 1-seeded woman to the exit.
Her reaction to the catcalls? She got a little catty:
“I can’t please everyone. That’s not in my ‘J.D.’ — not in my job description,” she said.
“I mean, they paid the ticket to watch me,” she added, “so they must appreciate me on some level, right?”
Sharapova moved up from No. 2 to No. 1 when Henin quit, but the stay might be brief. Ana Ivanovic, Jelena Jankovic and Kuznetsova all could lead the rankings by the end of the week. Sharapova was asked about the possibility of losing her spot at the top.
Her reply? “Boohoo.”
Methinks that the lady needs someone to defend her honor, someone who would defend her honor and then make her feel like the soft, gentle lass that we all know that she secretly is. I nominate myself for the job. I would massage those finely firmed legs all the way up that elegant backside, until I reached her…sorry, got carried away there. Anyways, does it surprise anyone that one of the hottest women in tennis would get booed in Paris?
They’re just lucky that they’re not booing in German.
That insult never gets old. Also, that is the last time that the words “elegant backside” will be used here.
I Promise.
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