ThreeStrikesandOut

Because topless soccer will almost always win you something, your Site of the Night is SportsbyBrooks who brings you the tail tale of some young women who are trying to bend it like Beckham, sans bras.  No truth to the rumor that the four on the left are all named Lisa, or that they are all runaways.

And yes, a post about topless soccer players, that only has a picture of their bottoms in thongs, is like rain on your wedding day.  Or a free ride when you’ve already paid.  A little bit ironic.

Don’t you think?

That’s it for me.  I’ve got a funeral to go to:

Sorry, that title was entirely too easy. Anyways, I’m just glad that in the midst of all the chaos and the darkness of the sports world at large there is still one bastion of purity and athleticism that shines brightly through the night.

Women’s Beach Volleyball! And as usual it was the duo of Misty May and Kerri Walsh who were bringing home the awards, as they won the gold at the Swatch FIVB 2008 Beach Volleyball World Tour in Germany, defeating Wang and Tian of China in two sets.

Women’s Beach Volleyball. It’s not just for wedgies anymore.

Because sometimes it’s just too damn easy to even comment.  Don’t hide your face Mr. Romo (unless your staring at Jessica’s ass), she’s your girlfriend.  Today at least, since you’re as bad at break-ups as you are at holding for kicks; lift up those eyes and face the music.

But this shirt does force a question: When someone tells Jessica that meat is actually made from animals and not in the back of a supermarket with a mallet, a magic wand, and a meat wizard; what do you think that her reaction will be?

I’m betting on “ewwww that’s gross, I’m a vegetarian now :)”

Don’t worry Tony, just tell her that penis is vegan and your relationship should continue to be full of that happy goodness that the rest of us can only read about in the pages of the National Enquirer.

JustJared

Okay, so I’m still in an anti-sports bullshit kind of mood, so that definitely has some influence in naming tonight’s Site of the Night.  The site is Steroids Hall of Fame, and the post is their induction of former sprinter/human horse racer Ben Johnson for his crimes against the wide world of sports.

Continuing the theme of things that are bad for sports, I leave you with some pictures of something else that’s bad for sports.  Kim Kardashian and her ass.

Where’s assman when you need him.  Sorry Saints fans, but as long as Reggie’s hitting that ass you can forget about more than 500 yards from him.  Ever.

From the “I’m only posting this because it’s an excuse to post pics of one of the hottest chicks to ever live” category. Former professional wrestler/valet/manager/HPOA and Dancing With the Stars alum Stacy Keibler is starring in a new ABC Family series called, “Samurai Girl”.  That’s right, “Samurai Girl”.  From Zapit.com:

“Samurai Girl,” based on the popular young adult novels, centers on 19-year-old Heaven (Jamie Chung), a Japanese girl who learns that her adoptive father is the head of the Yakuza and possibly had her brother murdered. She leaves her family to train in the ways of the samurai and to plot against her father’s evil empire with the help of her new American friends.

Keibler will portray Heaven’s rival and the ex-fiancee of Jake (Brendan Fehr), Heaven’s love interest.

Sounds enthralling. I liked Keibler’s acting skills much better in WCW wrestling when she made the character of Ms. Hancock very believable. I mean, I’m a hard critic and she had me totally convinced that Ms. Hancock was a HPOA. That was incredible acting.

This is just one of those shows that if you saw it being debuted on network TV you would know that it would bomb. But, since the show is going to be on cable it’ll probably run a year or two. If Keibler wears mainly shorts and skirts it may run forever.

More Keibler pics after the jump. If thongs are NSFW you’re out of luck: (more…)