ThreeStrikesandOut

Good thing they’ve never been in my bedroom at 3 am.   Wakawakawaka, I’ll be playing at the Comedy Barn the next three nights, bring the kids leave the wife.

Anyways, Maria Sharapova got booted from the French Open, and was then booed from the court, apparently because the fans didn’t appreciate the fact that her “grunting and breathing” got louder as the game went on:

her departure from the French Open was filled with sound and fury: her stroke-accompanying shrieks, her self-loathing shouts between points and the spectators’ hearty boos and high-pitched whistles that ushered the No. 1-seeded woman to the exit.

Her reaction to the catcalls?  She got a little catty:

“I can’t please everyone. That’s not in my ‘J.D.’ — not in my job description,” she said.

“I mean, they paid the ticket to watch me,” she added, “so they must appreciate me on some level, right?”

Sharapova moved up from No. 2 to No. 1 when Henin quit, but the stay might be brief. Ana Ivanovic, Jelena Jankovic and Kuznetsova all could lead the rankings by the end of the week. Sharapova was asked about the possibility of losing her spot at the top.

Her reply? “Boohoo.”

Methinks that the lady needs someone to defend her honor, someone who would defend her honor and then make her feel like the soft, gentle lass that we all know that she secretly is.  I nominate myself for the job.  I would massage those finely firmed legs all the way up that elegant backside, until I reached her…sorry, got carried away there.  Anyways, does it surprise anyone that one of the hottest women in tennis would get booed in Paris?

They’re just lucky that they’re not booing in German.

That insult never gets old.  Also, that is the last time that the words “elegant backside” will be used here.

I Promise.

ESPN

Mariah Carey threw out the opening pitch at the Yomiuri Giants vs Rakuten Eagles match at the Tokyo Dome yesterday.  I’m not sure which is funner, the slow panning up by the Japanese cameraman, possibly the worst throw in the history of throws (including Johnny Damon), or the shit-eating grin that the catcher had on his face.  Mariah probably was on a baseball field once or twice, when she was with Mr. Jeter, but I bet it looks alot different standing up.

The Superficial

I’ve got to say, that as far as trends go; this trend of hot chicks taking all their clothing off and then running out in front of thousands of people is one hell of a good trend. These “ladies” decided not to wait on the game and instead figured that they would give…get a head start, and rush the field during the Italian national team’s practice. Practice. Not a game. Not the game that I would die for. Talking ’bout practice.

Forget you AI, you’re talking about practice; I’m talking about half-naked women, boobs, and thongs. Scoreboard:

Video after the jump. Possibly NSFW: (more…)

Have a good Memorial Day Weekend, everyone! Your Site of the Night is Fire Joe Morgan, and the post is their breakdown yesterday, of an obnoxious writer’s attempt to discredit the career of Mike Pizza…Piazza.

Until next time, be safe, remember the troops, and look at lots and lots of girls in bikinis, swimsuits, or nothing at all this weekend.

That’s what Mike would do. After all, he’s not gay; he’s heterosexual.

A steady diet of Danica, Danica, Danica, and o yeah, more Danica, 24-7 until Sunday.  If she wins, they may rename it, the Danica 500.

Wait, there’s a NASCAR race this weekend too; so you know what that means, right?

Yep.  You guessed it, ESPN pits the only two racers that they know in a death match to determine who is the best, by constantly debating over which is more important to their sport, or which one is a better driver; and they have had that discussion on every radio and TV show that they have. Sorry, folks, but that isn’t even a discussion. As hung up as ESPN is on Dale Junior’s streak of non-wins, the last time I checked, Danica still has only won one race, and Junior has won 17.  Advantage, Dale’s son.

But, Danica has more positive press going for her right now than Junior does, and here’s hoping that she does win Indy and gives herself even more exposure. If that’s possible.

One thing about it though, she does look better in a two-piece.

Here’s some video from ESPN where they debate the question, “Does Danica have to win at Indy”. I could have answered this one, easily.

No she doesn’t. Stupid question.