ThreeStrikesandOut

There hasn’t been a Site of the Night in a while because everyone else pretty much sucks right now.  Just kidding.  Actually, there hasn’t been one because the whole real job thing has been keeping me so busy that I’ve barely had time to throw up the occasional post, much less keep up with what everyone else is doing.  So for those of you who may miss the five extra visits that this lack of posting might cost you: tough titties.

But, tonight there will be a Site of the Night, and it is me showing some love for the ladies.  The site is Feminine Fan, and the post delves into our former crash test dummy PacMan Jones and what he can expect now that he’s Jerry Jones’ “project” in  Dallas.  Good site, by some ladies who are all about their sports.

Kinda like this one:

Only they keep their skirts down.  I think.  Congrats on the five visits that you’ll get from this post.

Until next time, this dude said he’s going to hook me up with some magical powers and stuff in return for letting him out of a gambling debt.  I told him that I don’t believe in all that jazz, but I’ll hear him out.  Pretty sure though, if he could really do magic, he’d have used it to grow some hair.

Later nerds.

Have a good Memorial Day Weekend, everyone! Your Site of the Night is Fire Joe Morgan, and the post is their breakdown yesterday, of an obnoxious writer’s attempt to discredit the career of Mike Pizza…Piazza.

Until next time, be safe, remember the troops, and look at lots and lots of girls in bikinis, swimsuits, or nothing at all this weekend.

That’s what Mike would do. After all, he’s not gay; he’s heterosexual.

There’s nothing better than old school baseball coaches.  Don Zimmer, Lou Piniella, and, of course, Tigers coach, Jim Leyland.  Why are old-school coaches so great?  Obviously, it’s because with them, you’re guaranteed at least one really good melt-down per season, and this time it is Leyland who delivers the f bomb laden rant that you can listen to over at The World of Isaac, your Site of the Night.

Until next time,

Remember, a big cat may be dangerous:

But a little pussy never hurt anyone.

Meow.

An article of interest for those of us who are tremendously bad at our jobs.  Your Site of the Night is at MSN.com and the article is “12 Signs You’re About to Be Fired” and it is about…hold for the surprise…about being fired!  Hey how about that!  What’s funny, is how obviously some of these points apply to some sports jobs.  Heck, I found one former coach who all twelve applied to.  But, I’ll let you guess who that was:

Until next time.

Peace.

Another day, another fifty cents or so.  I really gotta push for a raise.  Or start making my girlfriend turn tricks again.  I told her I was sorry, but damn I really wanted that XBox.  I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid.  Love ya babe!

Until next time true believers, your Site of the Night is We Are The Postmen, and the post examines why Mike Brown and any player on the Cavaliers not named LeBron James should be fired.

In the meantime, I’ll be out begging for gruel:

“Please sir, may I have some more?”