ThreeStrikesandOut

I just killed a fly that was on my laptop screen, and as such, my laptop now has fly blood on it. Just thought I would share.

Since I’m in such a sharing mood, here’s your Site of the Night; Rumors and Rants, who examine the possibility of a Roger Dorn-like return to the big leagues for Roger Clemens. I share their lack of enthusiasm for the circus that return would bring, but this summer is shaping up to be boring as hell, so why not?

Until next time; I remain your fly-killer extraordinaire:

That’s it for tonight folks, hope that you bet on Big Brown, and are now counting the few, miserable pennies, that those odds won for you.  Talk about taking some steam out of a gambling win.  Sheesh.  Anyways, your Site of the Night is Brahsome, and the post asks the question; is it better to retire from the NBA with many championship rings; or to retire as a Hall of Famer who was never able to win a championship?  Good question, good post.  My opinion, give me the HOF and the money and the fame and the girls and the gambling, and I’ll feel like I won my own personal, life championship.  But that may just be me.

Until next time, remember:

Golden tiger-striped thongs are only cool, if the right person is wearing them.  Exhibit A:

See, that was cool.

So let us see what’s in the news today…The Tampa Bay Rays are in first place, and it’s not opening day.  That fact, is a harbinger that Death, Pestilence, War, and Famine will be coming to a town near you for a one-time, final performance of the End of the World.  Be ready.

In other news, the Yankees are in last place.  This comes as no shock to any of us over-demanding Yankees fans, who have gotten used to seeing this team among the cellar-dwellers in April and May.  This team is like Bea Arthur on a treadmill.  It takes a little while to get their old ass up on it, but eventually it gets going.  In honor of the ineptitude of the Yankees performance in recent weeks, your Site of the Night is an article by John Heyman at SI.com, talking about; of course, Hank’s disappointment with the team, as well as the possibility that a Yankees version of Family Feud is going to erupt before the season is finished.

Until next time, remember:

Supergirl is hot.

And she has an oral fixation.  Look at how happy she is to be holding that sucker.  Watch how she holds it, carressing it between her soft, smooth fingers, smiling widely before she takes it to her lips and…

I have to go now.

The Goose is loose. Goose Gossage, one of the best closers in the history of baseball, had some words of warning for the Yankees and especially set-up phenom Joba Chamberlain. Gossage says that it’s time for the excitable Joba to calm down and chill out with all the antics. Gossage talks about the difference between players today and in the past, and also expresses his displeasure at the way that hitters are protected today. Read the entire article by Kevin Kernan of the New York Post at your Site of the Night-FoxSports.

Until next time, go eat some cereal; fools.

Slow sports day today, so I took it off from posting, sue me. More than likely I’ll be back tomorrow. Site of the Night was easy, because there are topless pics of Megan Fox on The Superficial, and I highly recommend that men go there to drool and that women go there to hate. Most pics are very NSFW.  Damn, if they make a live action Snow White movie I’d cast her as Snow White in a second.  And then I’d cast myself of course in the role of Happy Dwarf, who in my version would snap off, kill all the other dwarfs and then take Snow White for his own.  I would then be pursued by a gangster-pimp named Prince Charming who would try to steal my ho…princess back from me to use in his evil flesh-trade.  But I would whoop much ass with my broadsword and AK, because we all know that in the end; there can be only one, and Mario’s princess is indeed in this castle.

Directed of course, by Quentin Tarantino.

Soundtrack by the RZA.

Now that TSAO fans, is what I call going on a tangent.  I bet you thought that this site was about sports.

Until next time, remember:

We are the champions.

My friend.

And we’ll keep on fighting till the end.

Yeah.