ThreeStrikesandOut

MMA is coming to CBS via a new TV deal.  To read more about it click here:

I’m not huge into MMA, but I know a badass when I see one and the fact that this is going to bring Kimbo Slice to TV is good enough for me.  They probably feed him baby rabbits.  Live baby rabbits.  That he washes down with kerosene.

Kimbo is the MMA version of Tyson back in the day.  Once someone who can really fight gets in with him he’s probably going to lose, but until then he could just yell “BOO” at me and I’m pretty sure that all of my internal organs would stop working.  At once.

Once again, this is old. Once again I do not care. It was far more satisfying than watching Kimbo destroy Tank Abbott.

Seriously, bad sex lasts longer than this match did.  Brock put up a good fight, but in the end “it happens to lots of guys”

Brock Lesnar tapped out in the first round to a Frank Mir leg-lock.

Lesnar needs to find a sport and stick to it.  He spent a minute in pro wrestling, had a cup of coffee in the NFL, and now he got beat in UFC right out the gate.  Maybe he could go old-school and wrestle a bear or something.  Or maybe he’ll go Dwayne Johnson and make an uplifting Disney movie with a child or a dog.  Or maybe he should go back to wrestling.

Just a thought.

Former WWE sports entertainer Brock Lesnar will be making his UFC debut and I was going to say something funny about it, but honestly Lesnar scares me so I’ll just politely post this little link and hope he doesn’t mind.

Preview: Lesnar - Mir Pt. 1