I guess this is some kind of world record for Ronnie Renner. I just know that it’s pretty high and it would really suck to fall from that height. Just ask the skater guy from the X Games or Britney Spears. They probably know more about falling from great heights than anyone.
Because you don’t need me to tell you that this isn’t the real Shaq:
Not bad. It’s the closest that I’m going to get to anyone plowing over Shaq in an automobile, so I can at least watch it and pretend that it’s real.
Somebody needs to check Kyle Busch’s car for performance-enhancing drugs, before he turns NASCAR into one big snoozefest. “Who won the race? Kyle again?”
Greatest, quote, ever:
“He’s a very impressive-looking guy,” Sikahema said. “But the guy is a walking corpse, because he’s rotted inside out. He’s a pathetic figure.”
That was former Philadelphia Eagle Vai Sikahema who knocked out Jose Canseco in front of a less than full crowd Saturday night. Less than 25 percent of the 5000 available seats were full to see Canseco get knocked out with extreme prejudice. In less than one minute Canseco was knocked down twice and the fight was stopped. The 35,000 dollar purse went to Vai, who will donate 25,000 of it to the widow of a police sergeant who was killed in the line of duty.
I’m amazed that there are that few people who will pay to see Canseco get his head kicked in. If I had been anywhere close to Atlantic City, I would have definitely had my entourage in tow and we would have been making it reign throughout Jersey.
Somewhere A-Rod and Mark McGuire are laughing and exchanging hi-fives.
When video becomes available I’ll post it, but here’s some stills until then:
(Added: Now with some fight footage): (more…)
Because boxing is what all the cool kids want to talk about.
At least it had a good finish and there weren’t as many boring chants this time around. Of course, it was in Berlin and since I don’t speak German, they could have been chanting about Thompson having carnal relations with a poodle, and I wouldn’t have been able to understand it.
And no, smart people I don’t want to know what the German translation of poodle****er is. I don’t need to know that at this point in my life.
